1.Chuck Norris can punch a cyclops between the eyes.
2.Chuck Norris will never have a heart-attack, his heart isnt foolish enough to attack him.
3.Chuck Norris doesnt have twitter, because hes already following you.
4.Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in only three moves.
5. There was once a street called Chuck Norris but it was renamed, because no-one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Just a few you might not know xoxo
Gav
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